Chris and I decided to go back to our simpler days when we just had a dozen channels. We both get way too sucked in and spend hours in front of the tv. If I flip between BBC World News and Housewives of New Jersey, it kind of evens out the world affairs learning and the total brain candy mush, right? My brother once pointed out that he isn't one of those people who says "oh, I hate tv. I rarely watch it. Instead, he knows he likes tv and would veg out in front of it every night unless he forced himself to do something else...like practice spanish and teach himself how to play the piano. My goals are not as lofty. They are more along the lines of mop the floors, email friends I've neglected (Amy, I promise I'll email you soon!!), and make a dent in my To be Read pile of books. And really, from age 5-16 we didn't have any channels at all, just a tv and vcr for these "family friendly" movies my mom ordered from Utah...and a few rated R flicks that happened to be on some videos from my parent's friends. My parents probably still don't know Roadhouse was after City Slickers...and here they didn't want us to watch Dirty Dancing (RIP Patrick Swayze)
So I had to share my conversation with our cable provider. I made the mistake of "press 3 to downgrade or cancel your account" Of course, I got the customer service rep who was expected to convince us otherwise.
Me: Hi, I'd like to switch our cable package to the basic package.
Rep: Oh, are you sure? There's lots of great programming. You really won't save much to do this.
Me: Well, it is more about decluttering our lives.
Rep: Ahh, I can understand that. Do you have any kids? Families are so busy!
Me: Yup, a little girl.
Rep: Oh, well, isn't she going to miss her favorite shows?
Me: She's only 1 so we don't let her watch tv.
Rep: Really? But it is so cute when the toddlers know the characters. And I love when toddlers can sing along with the commercials. It is the cutest thing!
Me: (GAG!) Ummm...until she knows the McDonalds commercial and wants to go there every time we drive by.
Rep: I guess so. Did you tell your husband you are doing this? He'll miss his sports!
Me: It was his idea and there are still some sports on network.
Rep: Okay, well, let me see...(click click click) You actually only save $20/month because your phone and internet will go up. Oh, and the cable box fee is higher. Are you sure you want to do this? $20 a month really isn't that much for all you are giving up.
Me: Yes, if we want more channels I'll call back later.
Rep: I can't offer you this great deal then Oh, and there's a $35 downgrade fee to do this.
Me: (yeah, right I won't get the deal!) okay
Rep: Would you like free faster internet for 3 months?
Me: sure...oh, wait, I'll forget to cancel it after 3 months. Will that require a downgrade fee too?
Rep: Yes, it would be $35 but I'm sure you'll love the difference and wouldn't want to downgrade.
Me: No thanks. I have to go.
Rep: Okay, it will be cancelled by Sunday. If you miss it next week, just give us a call!
UGH! sorry that I shared all of that...the whole thing made me want to change internet and phone providers too. Lesson learned to never touch the "Downgrade/Cancel account" option.